Okay, this was made for fun-I honestly don't know why else did I create this, lol -SSC
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that this is a parody of the Minecraft if's by ExpoldingTNT. Check him out!
Texting[]
Terron: I wonder how this texting feature works.
(in the lookout..)
Ryder: huh? I got a message? who could that be?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyahhhhhh
Terron: Oops. better delete this before Ryder doesn't see.
Phone: Get the premium version in order to delete the text!
Terron: oh no..
Angry Birds[]
Vortex: Come on.. MOVE ALREADY!
The slingshot stays in place.
Vortex: maybe I should try using something to cover the paw (uses a sleeve...or something) Hah! It's moving!
The slingshot is moving, and it launches the other way.
Vortex: OH COME ON!
Rocky: Are you ok..?
Paw Patrol Fanon Wiki[]
Syntax: Woohoo! I'm logged on! (sees chat) I don't know if it's safe, but I'll try.
Syntax goes onto the chat feature while Terron is looking behind him.
Syntax: I can see you, Terron.
Terron: No you can't.
Syntax: The screen is reflective.
Terron: Oh yeah.
SyntaX3305: Hi guys!
Terron: how do you know how to type?
Syntax; It's a keyboard, plus I'm typing at an angle.
Terron: LET ME TRY! (starts typing all over the keyboard)
SyntaX3305: reiugfrh3'rb[SSSSSSSorru5
Syntax: What the heck?!
SyntaX3305 has been banned from the wiki!
Syntax: (looks at Terron sternly) I'm gonna kill you, you little mutt!
YouTube[]
Emerald is seen with a laptop, somehow being redirected to YouTube. She looks up for a song.
Sjd Macjine (sloppy typing)
Results:
Porter Robinson: Sad Machine
Sad Machine by Tama_N (Insane 9*)
Emerald: listens to this Sad Machine, almost chuckling at the fact the name of the song is called so. She likes the music and song though.
Thunder: What are you up to?
Emerald: ...
Terron: (comes out of nowhere) Hi guys!
Thunder: Uh oh..
Terron: you listening to that type of music? Laaame... Why not something else? (searches up a video in YouTube)
Thunder: Ooh! I would like to listen to Stayin Ali-wait, what are you doing??
Terron: Done! "clicks on the result-"
Boy 1: Haha! Even you can't fight like a pro! you're too Scared, right? Amateur.
Boy 2: You said it, Jack!
Boy 3: Do you know who I am?
Boy 2: A stupid child, right?
Thunder: I do not like where this is going.
Boy 3: No! My name is....JOOOOOOOOHN CEEEENNNNNA!
Thunder: Ok that joke is so old, and this is really lame, so I gu-
Terron immediately searches up a heavy metal music, and cranks the volume to its MAX!
Thunder: No, you aren't gonna-
The music blasts at an ear damaging rate!
Thunder: Stop the music! STOP THE MUSIC!
Terron: I like it!
You get the idea.
Minecraft[]
Day 1: Terron: Okay, I am a new player. I don't need no tuTORIEL to help me! I have mah brain! It's all in da DETERMINATION! (ok ok i'll stop)
Terron: I'm cutting trees...and I don't know what to do with them..Oh yeah, make a sword! Except, how do I do that?
Nightime approaches quickly!
Terron: Wow that was fast. (looks straight at an Enderman) Oh no, who are you?!!!
Enderman: *hisses and attacks Teron*
Terron: No! NO! NO!!!!
Day 2:
Terron: Time to go mining! I got my Diomand Pickaxe, and I am very proud to wield it. Ever since I got it in creator mode!
Terron starts mining straight down for ores.
Terron: I hope it won't take long.
One Eternity Later.....
Terron: Phew, I can't mine anymore, I broke my pickaxe. (Also breaking it just mining Bedrock), ok....time to get up now. wait, HOW DO I GET UP?!!
Day 3:
Terron; Ooh! I can invite other players! I'll do that!
After 30 minutes of installing and loading the terrain in multi-player mode, the terrain comes.
Terron: I wonder who else is playing! I have creative mode, so I have an enchanted bow with all the effects in it!
Terron looks behind to see an avatar named EM353 playing!
Terron: aah! *launches bow and shoots directly at the player*
Terron: Oh no, I-
Emerald is heard crying loudly nearby.
Terron: oops..i wonder what else is there?
Terron looks at another player.
Terron: I should introduce myself. Hi! my name is-
The player beats him with one swing of the sword.
SyntaX3305 Deal with it bruh. #ThugLife
FNAF 3[]
Emerald plays the game on a dare.
Emerald *breathing anxiously* okay....
Vortex is watching from behind.
Vortex: This is fun, right?
Emerald: ....no...
Vortex; oh come on thi-
Foxy jumpscares!
Emerald: AAAAAH!!! *faints*
Vortex: haha, this is fin, right Em? Emerald? EMERALD!!! Wake up!!! Oh wait, she passed out. Oh, well, it means I co-
Freddy Jumpscares!
Vortex: AAAAH!! *faints*
Terron: (approaches) What are you two lazy mutts doing, sleeping around? Huh, FNAF. Nothing can scar-
Springtrap Jumpscares
Terron; AAH!!! *faints*
Sorry LOL
Undertale[]
Emerald: ....hi Flowey!...
Flowey: Ready?
Emerald: ...maybe.
Flowey: Here we go! *CLICK CLICK* See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being! Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV. What's LV stand for? why, LOVE, of course!
Emerald: I'm not in love...
Flowey: You want some LOVE, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
Emerald backs away from the monitor for a few seconds.
Emerald: .....ew..
Regardless, Emerald keeps on playing.
Flowey: Down here, LOVE is shared through...little white..."friendliness pellets." Are you ready? Move around, get as many as you can!
Emerald: (in thought) I don't want to fall in love with you *dodges pellets*
Flowey: Hey buddy, you missed them. Let's try that again, okay?
Emerald: No. *keeps dodging the pellets until...*
Flowey: You know what's going on here don't you? You just wanted to see me suffer.
Emerald: ... *anxious breathing erupts*
Flowey: DIE! *laughs*
Emerald: aah! *closes the laptop and cries*
Meanwhile...
Syntax: C'mon! I can spare you Toriel! YES!
Terron: Yes! I killed that creepy go-that's what we are supposed to do, right?
GENOCIDE MODE INITIATED
Geometry Dash[]
Syntax: c'mon, I can beat decode....
Vortex: Hiiii!
Syntax: NOO! I crashed! Dang it, you!
Vortex: Sorry. Thought you were free.
Syntax: I'm not just a nerd, you know. Now I have to play it all over again from my worst crash at 96%
Vortex: sorry.
Syntax: I'm gonna write my fail at my blog-huh? A message.
1st message: Terx202 u suck, Syntax3055!
Syntax: ...do you know where Terron is?
Vortex: no...
Terron: Great, now I can hack into his system.
Syntax: Well, please g-what?! MY STATUS is DELETED?! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU TERRON!
Terron: Okay, this page is not funny anymore, so you can go now, readers. It's no use reading this s-
SLAM!
Syntax: That's what you get for being a jerk.
Netflix[]
Emerald is seen using Netflix on the screen in the lookout (NETFLIX ayyy!) and is watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!
Terron: Again?
Emerald: ...
Terron: I swear you are privileged too many times! It's my-
Vortex: Hey guy-ooh Netflix! I wanna watch something!
Emerald: ..but-
Vortex: Sonic sounds good!
Terron: Well, I also want to use Netflix too!
Syntax: So do I!
Terron: Great. Who else?
Thunder: Me too!
Terron: UGH!
Frostbound: I would want to watch Big Bang Theory!
Terron: Seriously, guys? I want to have the screen for once?
Thunder: Well, not when you keep interfering!
Syntax: Yeah, and you also deleted all my statistics!
Thunder: Plus, you guys never let me first take the screen!
Terron: What about night?
Thunder: That would interfere with sleep. Anyway, I wanted to watch Tron Legacy!
Frostbound: Big Bang Theory for me!
Vortex: Sonic Go is a go for me!
Emerald: MLP...
Terron: And what in paw's name is that?
Vortex: My Little Pony!
Terron: You watch that lame show? HA!
Thunder: Don't judge!
Terron: Well, you guys watch stupid stuff, so yeah. What did you want to watch, Syntax?
Syntax: I don't know, something that involves advanced technology.
Frostbound: And what did YOU want to watch?
Terron: Oh, um, nothing...but Teen Titans Go.
Everyone Else: ...
Vortex: YOU WATCH THAT GARBAGE?
Thunder: C'MON DUDE!
Everyone Else (except for Emerald and Terron): YOU ARE SO LAME!
It's a joke k? It's a gud show
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