(From my upcoming Littlest Pet Shop Crossover)
The girl pets and girl pups hang out in the shop's spa for girl time while the boys all do nothing in the Day Camp. (But no repeat of the stuck Dumbwaiter) The guys decide to sing a reprise to "If You're a Guy", but the boy pups join in, making the boys sound a little more fun. (No offense, male contributors if I sounded like I insulted you)
Vinnie: Let me tell you what we'll do.
Rubble: Are we going to sing? 'Cause I only sing to holiday songs... and "Pup Pup Boogie".
Russell: You can just dance if want to.
Vinnie: It's time for... guy and boy pup stuff! *Snaps finger*
(Music to song plays)
If you're a guy
You're the pet who's the best
Say so long and good-bye
To those feminine pests
Sunil: If you're a guy
You can spend all your time
In a coat and a tie
And singing lyrics
That sound very good with the other lyrics
What can I say? Musical theatre is still not my strong suit. Say, what if you're a boy pup?
Marshall: If you're a boy pup
You're as sharp as a pin
C'mon now let's all do
The Super Tailspin
(The pups spin on their tails) (The boys try to spin too)
Russell: Oh, yeah!
(Marshall tailspins so much that he and Sunil spin and crash)
Marshall: We're good!
Vinnie: You can burp without fear
Rocky: You can scratch it when it itches
Vinnie: You can wiggle your rear
Chase: Without any high pitches
Chase: Musical theatre is not my strong suit either.
Vinnie & Russell: Who needs
Sunil: Who needs
Vinnie & Russell: Those girls
Sunil: Those girls
Marshall & Rocky: There's no need
Chase: No need
Zuma: To boast
Sunil: That's better than our original!
All: If you're a guy (boy pup)
You're the one
With the moooost
Vinnie: Hey, that was really good.