This is the 5th song from Skye's Pokemon. Charming and Pumpkin try their best and eventually suceed in tricking the townsfolk into buying their fake medicines. This song goes to show why you can't always trust commercials on TV, Radio, and Online. (And why I don't really like songs sang by salemen) (The original title of this song is Passamashloddy)
Lyrics[]
Charming: How wonderful to see your smiling faces again!
All of you!
Why I've never known such warmth, such welcoming, such loving hospitality.
Chase: Get out you cons!
Lilac: Yuh ain't bringing those phony tonic 'ere again!
Blue Skies: Go out back where you belong: Jail!
Townsfolk: Boo!
Charming: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I sense enthusiasm; I sense loving response!
And that's why I feel that this is my home away from home!
I've been bringing cures
From Pilgrim Heights to Province Town
Treated rabid fever
Down on Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritus
Mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns, blue abrasions
Got a pill for all occassions
Little Sipperwhissit
Was so nice to visit
And Foggy Bottom's
Lovely to recall
Alex: Why didn't you stay there!?
Charming: But through all my trips
Good Lord, there's one place
One call for now
One town on my lips
Why it's....
Quester Beach, uh...
Experience Shore, no no...
Journey Beach, uh....
Quester Sea
V-v-venture Shore
Uh, Peril Point
Uh, Bay of Quests
Oh, I know
It's Bay of Adventures
Townsfolk: NO! It's Adventure Bay!
Charming: Of course. That's what I meant to say.
Mayor Goodway: I took you drug
For losing weight
And now I'm a blob
Charming: But now that there's so more
Of you to love
I wiped out impetigo
On the banks of Buttermilk
Flu is under firm control
In Powderhole
Charming potions
Tablets and lotions
Major news
In modern science
Step up now
And join my clients
Spent the day at Firelight Town
They couldn't keep me there
Even turned away from
Kingdom Hall
Townsfolk: They probably threw you out!
Charming: *nervous laugh* They probably threw...
Man: My hair was grey
And thanks to you
It turned into pink
Charming: But that color
It's so becoming
Man: *Angry grunt*
Townsfolk: We're gonna wash
Your phony tonics
Right down the sink
Charming: Wait, listen, my specialties are
Audiology, Mycology, Sarology, Teritology,
Embryology, Psychology, Zoology,
And every other "ology" you can think of
My friends
You're not giving me a chance
I brought all of these medicines back from Paris, France
Townsfolk: Oh!
(Pumpkin puts on a disguise as an old female dog who can't hear well and walks on the stage)
Pumpkin: *Disguised voice* Oh, doctor. Oh, doctor. Doctor, doctor, help me.
Charming: I hear someone calling me
Someon in need
A fellow dog
Calling out to a
Great fellow dog
For service
Only I can provide
Madame, Charming is here to cure you
Pumpkin: Eh?
Charming: What's your problem lady?
Pumpkin: Eh?
Charming: How could I turn my back to such a dear woman? It's like humanity in me.
(He pulls out a medicine bottle and pours it into Pumpkin's ear by pouring it into the ear pipe she's holding)
Pumpkin: I hear.... birds chirping.... I hear puppies barking.
(Lilac just sticks her tongue out) (Pumpkin sticks her tongue out back at her)
I hear... coins jingling...
Charming: That'll be 1$, madame. The 50 cents is on me.
(He takes a dollar from her)
Pumpkin: Oh, bless you, doctor. I can hear. I can hear.
(She walks off stage and hides behind where she begins to put on a new disguise)
Charming: My medicine cured her folks! Did you hear her bless me? Well I bless her too! How wonderful I feel in my heart!
Aniswack and Aliponse
Shame be he who thinks he'd loved it
And that's what the medical business is all about folks
People, and dogs, helping people, and dogs
You should all have help
(Pumpkin, disguised as an old male dog in crunches walks on the stage)
Gadzooks! What have we here?
Pumpkin: *new disguised voice* Oh, doctor, doctor, doctor. All I'm asking for is a miracle.
Charming: All he wants is a miracle, folks. How can I deny him? If, he's willing to pay for it, he's gonna get it.
Pumpkin: Any price.
Charming: 1$, sir.
(He takes a dollar from her and pulls out a different medicine bottle) (He pours the liquid down her throat) (She drops the crutches and starts to dance off the stage)
Rubble: I trust him!
Blue Skies: I believe in the doc!
Man: I put my life in his paws!
Charming: My friends, you've seen a miracle
And you'll see many more
People will come pouring in
From land and sea
We'll have centers for testing
Let's start investing
Keep those dimes and dollars mounting
I'll do the counting
Everyone who lives here
Will be strong and healthy
You'll getting richer
By the day
Townsfolk: Yay!
Charming: Hear them acclaim us
This town will be famous
The whole wide world will look at us
And say
It's.....
Alison Bay, no, Adison Bay, no no, Avengers Bay,
Uh, Aslum Bay, a-a-Allanna Bay
V-v-v-Ventura Bay,
Vandura Bay, Turnaway Bay, Tussle Bay, Vinnie Bay,
Venture Bay, Addianna Bay, ha ha ha ha
Pumpkin: *whispers* Adventure Bay.
Townsfolk: Adventure Bay
Charming: I know.